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[h2no]

[YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND DROVE HIM TO THIS, DEE.]

do you know what a condom is?

[d33tached]

[A what-om?]

I am afraid not, no.

Why?

What is it?

[h2no]

[SCREAMS INTO PILLOW]

its something you gotta put on your dong before you dick down so you don't knock up someone who is capable of getting pregnant or get or transmit an std
how are you so smug about everything but not this

1/2

[d33tached]

[d33tached]

Why are you messaging me about this?

Leave me alone.

[h2no]

i wanted to prove something to myself
and find something else out
so thanks for being you buddy

[d33tached]

Find what out?

What exactly were you trying to prove?

I don't want to hear anymore about this from you.

[Pause.]

What is an STD?

Tell me that first.

[h2no]

sexually transmitted disease
sometimes you can get sick from having sex if you don't protect yourself
like with a condom

[d33tached]

[Uh. Uh. Uh. Uhhhhh.]

I see.

Very well, then. That will be all.

[God save this man, for he is about to google "STD" and he does not have safe search on.]

[h2no]

[good]

DONT "THAT WILL BE ALL" ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF SERVANT YOU SHITHEAD

[d33tached]

I don't want to talk to you about this anymore.

[h2no]

thIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT ANYMORE THIS IS NOW ABOUT YOU "THAT WILL BE ALL"ING ME
COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE ASSWIPE
I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT

[d33tached]

You are overreacting.

I did not intend to condescend you.

[That part just comes naturally.]

[h2no]

YOU OBVIOUSLY DID
WHY ARE YOU SO CONDESCENDING WHEN YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING

[d33tached]

I've already told you, it was not my intention to condescend you.

[Are you ready for this, Archie? I don't think you're ready for this.]

I apologize.

[h2no]

[???!?!? ? !??? ?!?!?!? ? ?!?!?! ? ?

??????

?!!!!?!?!]

what

[d33tached]

I said I apologize.

It was not my intention.

[How many times does he have to say it?]

[h2no]

ok
thanks

[d33tached]

Have you anything else to say, then?

[h2no]

youre doing it again

[d33tached]

[What?! How?!

[Frustration.]

Would you like to continue our conversation or bring it to an end, Archie?

[He's trying.]

[h2no]

end
im going to say

[d33tached]

Very well.

I have no doubt that we will speak again soon.

[How did this conversation end with D33 trying to be polite? Hell is clearly freezing over right now.]