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[d33tached]

Why are you messaging me about this?

Leave me alone.

[h2no]

i wanted to prove something to myself
and find something else out
so thanks for being you buddy

[d33tached]

Find what out?

What exactly were you trying to prove?

I don't want to hear anymore about this from you.

[Pause.]

What is an STD?

Tell me that first.

[h2no]

sexually transmitted disease
sometimes you can get sick from having sex if you don't protect yourself
like with a condom

[d33tached]

[Uh. Uh. Uh. Uhhhhh.]

I see.

Very well, then. That will be all.

[God save this man, for he is about to google "STD" and he does not have safe search on.]

[h2no]

[good]

DONT "THAT WILL BE ALL" ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF SERVANT YOU SHITHEAD

[d33tached]

I don't want to talk to you about this anymore.

[h2no]

thIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT ANYMORE THIS IS NOW ABOUT YOU "THAT WILL BE ALL"ING ME
COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE ASSWIPE
I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT

[d33tached]

You are overreacting.

I did not intend to condescend you.

[That part just comes naturally.]

[h2no]

YOU OBVIOUSLY DID
WHY ARE YOU SO CONDESCENDING WHEN YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING

[d33tached]

I've already told you, it was not my intention to condescend you.

[Are you ready for this, Archie? I don't think you're ready for this.]

I apologize.

[h2no]

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?!!!!?!?!]

what

[d33tached]

I said I apologize.

It was not my intention.

[How many times does he have to say it?]

[h2no]

ok
thanks

[d33tached]

Have you anything else to say, then?

[h2no]

youre doing it again

[d33tached]

[What?! How?!

[Frustration.]

Would you like to continue our conversation or bring it to an end, Archie?

[He's trying.]

[h2no]

end
im going to say

[d33tached]

Very well.

I have no doubt that we will speak again soon.

[How did this conversation end with D33 trying to be polite? Hell is clearly freezing over right now.]