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Do you have some sort of attachment to this man?

[hellrisen02]

He's no man, he's a brat

and he's my brat

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What are you talking about?

[I thought I was your brat.]

[hellrisen02]

Warlock is my son.

Sorry, are we phrasing everything in the form of a question now?

"Warlock"

"Ah yes, Alex, who is 'my son'?"

[He knows you're not going to get this reference, that's fine.]

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You have a son?

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Is this meant to be some sort of joke?

[hellrisen02]

If I was joking, it would actually be funny

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I had and maintain no intentions of harming the boy.

[And, anyway, he started it, so.]

[hellrisen02]

Oh, you can smack him. If he earns it. Which he does, frequently.

But you do any real damage and you won't see me coming. Clear?

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[Imagine this in the most put-upon, eyeroll-laden, irritated teenage voice you possibly can:]

Very well, Shinigami.

[But he is so going to smack him at least once.]

[hellrisen02]

[Oh, he knows. To both of these things.]

Listen: This is of the utmost secrecy. You tell no one. I won't have him getting tangled up in my messes with dangerous imPorts.

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I understand.

[hellrisen02]

I sure hope you do.

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There is no need to threaten me, Shinigami.

I wouldn't think of it.