[This to a man who spent a solid quarter of his life training fourteen-year-olds to sneak up on people and murder them. He might be paranoid, Archie, but you two come from very different worlds.]
This will be the third time that I've told you I will not interact aggressively with this child of yours again. Clearly doing so was a mistake.
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The child remains unharmed. That was intentional.
[He is getting really tired of explaining this. What is the big deal here?]
SO GROUNDED
I don't care! You don't threaten a goddamn kid with a knife, you lunatic! He shoved you-- so what? Grow up!
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[Maybe. Probably not.]
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[DON'T PLAY WITH HIM BITCH]
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He isn't worth my time.
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My training requires that I react when aggressed. He aggressed, I reacted.
[Which is about 90% true, but that doesn't mean he had to hold him there at knife point for more than a solid five seconds.]
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This will be the third time that I've told you I will not interact aggressively with this child of yours again. Clearly doing so was a mistake.
I feel no further need to explain myself.
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[there's a short pause as he thinks it over.]
What happened? After you pulled the knife on him.
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[And also, just to reiterate, he doesn't care.]
I subdued and then released him. I've already said that.
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It has been explained to me in detail. Yes, I understand.
For the last time, it will not happen again.
Now, please, leave me alone.
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[HOW BOUT HE HANGS UP FIRST BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH]